France v Netherlands: Women’s Euro 2022 quarter-final – live!

2 min “Ah!” says Charles Antaki. “The director has found, early doors, the fan with the thing on her head which is either a curling stone or a round of cheese. The latter is probably more likely, given that she’s a Netherlands fan, but presumably there is some curling done on canals in the winter?”

You’re asking me? I am an expert in very few things, and canal curling is emphatically not one of them.

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